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What?! NOOOOooooo.

Designer Isabel Mastache. And I thought I had a BFF with issues of putting phalli all over her art….

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One reason I don’t participate in Fashion Week…

Image courtesy Hollywood Rag. (Pun not intended)

Brazilian ‘Kini Wax needed here. That’s all I’m saying.

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Streetwalkers can now afford Louboutins?

Union Square East, NYC.
Damn, someone must have filled out her Mystic Tan punch card with fury, because all I thought that you got free was a 2-fer packet of coconut tanning lotion and a handful of Lifestyle condoms. Hookin’ must be good if you’re getting a precious pair of pumps from Christian Louboutin. And by [...]

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Who Whored It Best?

You see the darndest things on the subways of New York. Namely, fashion-erm, MOMENTS that stay with you. So I beg of you, of both our contenters today, WHO WHORED IT BEST?

Contender on the left is a lovely Indian man whose presence I was graced with on the way back from Jackson Heights, Queens. He has rightly decided to ventilate himself properly from the steamy summer conditions of the subway by draping himself if this precious cloth.

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My New Boyfriend

As delicious as a deep-fried Twinkie smothered in butter.

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Need the Hat….

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Hot Mess of the Day

Congrats on baptizing my new category, Mayer. What is he, trying to seduce a Chinese empress or serve spring rolls at the Grammys?????

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No.

Just cuz you read Fruits and you have a bunch of giggling japanese schoolgirls worshipping you, it does not give you the right to repeatedly repeat a “style” that is the visual equivalent of an offensive, egg-salad fart. I’m wondering if the recent rash (pun intended) of headbands you have been wearing are to keep [...]

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