I did… and all the coffee in the world won’t help me today. But if i could transport myself to Ninth Street Coffee, I’d have one of those dreamy cups of bliss. Its like coffee, but for heaven.
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Spotted: Big Foot
Having rounded the corner, still buzzing after seeing Bradley Cooper exit his movie trailer on Madison Avenue, I started to really wonder if I was dreaming. I took a turn down a street somewhere in the east 70’s, and came across this random GINORMOUS foot sitting perched on a wooden box frame in from of a townhouse.
My Knight in Shining Chanel
Dating sucks. Which is why when this Liberace-glam knight sashayed down the Spring Couture runway for Chanel, I said to myself, I want to go to there. It’s like the glitter fairy descended upon my dreams and decided I must have this trussed-up Tin Man. Mitts off, ladies.
One reason I don’t participate in Fashion Week…
Image courtesy Hollywood Rag. (Pun not intended)
Brazilian ‘Kini Wax needed here. That’s all I’m saying.
Better than a Velvet Elvis
Glitter Jesus! Okay, its sequins, but it still looks like mosaics from the magic land. (that’s be Lithuania, folks!) I grabbed these images on a quick tour at my aunts workplace, which is now a Technical Library for Patents on Machinery and the like, but used to be a nunnery! (more on that later…..)
Dees’ is beeg, Dees is Small…
The title refers to the time when I was a child vacationing with my parents in Mexico. My father was intent on purchasing a hammock, but determined to get the cheapest price from the vendor. The vendor’s sales pitch? “This is big” (pointing to a large hammock) and “this is small” (pointing to a smaller one).
Genius. They should try implementing that at the Mercedes-Benz dealership.
Things I want to own IMMEDIATELY….
… but cant afford just yet. I mean, how to you justify kitten salt n’ pepper shakers as a write-off to the tax man?